Quotes of the Since My Last Significant Post:

"Fuck," I swore. And then, more loudly: "Fuckity fuck. Fuckity fuck-fuck-fuck, I'm fucked." - Draco Malfoy, Quelle Chance, Chapter Ten: Operation Really Steal Stuff

and...

"Lookit me! I'm Avril "So Punk I'm on Nick" Lavigne!" - Me, upon seeing an ad for All That (which, by the way is suckier than ever...) for which the musical guest was none other than Avril "I'm So Punk I'm Not!" Lavigne