Monday, August 05, 2002

1: What the hell? What the fuck. It's "What the fuck?"

2: What's your favorite show? The Mole until it's not on, and ALIAS is new again.

2 3/4: Anime? Escaflowne

3: Who was the last person you saw? Unfortunately, my little brother.

4: What are your plans for Saturday night? Be alive. Duh. I'm not a planner.

5: What was the last thing you ate? Toaster waffles. There's never any good food in this house...

6: When was the last time you cried? I dunno. I was sorta forced into apathy by the asses at my school a while ago.

7: If carrots are so good for your eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits along the highway? Because you eat carrots. And now you can see something as small as a rabbit on the side of the highway whilst moving at high speeds on it. Duh.

8: What was the last thing you bought? I dunno... It's been a while since I had moneys.
Probably the last Esca tape.

9: What comes before my shoe? The rest of you, if you're falling headlong into a ravine. Otherwise, your sock.

10: What song would you call your theme song? Think of the most atonal, fractured song you can that still sounds good. My theme song is "Jupiter, Bringer of Jollity" from "The Planets" by Holst. No, the first and second sentences arent' related in any way, why?

11: Who is your favorite singer in the world? Well, if a singer uses TRL as a vehicle for the death of Carson Daly, they will be my new god. Until then, me. 'Cause I sing. And I like me. Sometimes.

12: Where do you want to go more than anywhere else in the world? Not here. Preferrably a not here in English-speaking Europe.

13: What is your family doing right now?
Dad & elder brother are worjking. Mother & 'lil brother are in the kitchen, being ignored by me, one room over. I, obviously, am on the computer.

14: Why are you writing it down? I'm not writing. I'm typing.

15: How many sheeps does it take to make a llama? Three more than the neccisary number of monkeys to make a cow. And there's no such thing as "sheeps".

16: Say you're on a ship. This ship is sailing along but suddenly is hit by a stray torpedo. The boat is sinking and you have to escape on one of the life boats fast. From the looks of it, there won't be many rescuers for awhile and you'll be stuck on an island not too far from the wreck. If you can only grab one thing and one thing ONLY, what would you take with you? The nearest bouyant object, because there's no way in hell that I'm sitting in a tiny little life boat with other people.

17: So, you get to the island to actually find out that it's not deserted - it's really a private island owned by Gackt, rock star extraordinaire! He offers you to either stay on his island with him for the rest of your life or he can call in some rescue ships and have them wisk you away back to your home. What do you choose to do? Puch Gackt, steal money. Maybe some of the wardrobe. Call for help.

18: So, you being the major fan you are, stay with Gackt (or due to the lack of phone lines around, you're forced to) to live your life with him. You agree to become his little French maid for him for no pay because you're either really desperate to get on his good side for the food or just that much of an obsessed fan. You go to make him lunch, and you want it to be extra special, so you do what? French butler. And I make the meal, eat it all myself, and tell him to cook his own damn food. The look on his face is sure to be "extra special".

19: But suddenly, in the distance, after many months of living with Gackt and either really enjoying it or being tormented by the sight of him, find that it's not really Gackt - it's Kyo from Dir en Grey! What do you do? Punch him again for lying, then steal more money.

20: What do you think of the taste of envelopes? I'm thowy, waf? I ca tas aing 's I lit too man enelo.

21: How many socks do I have? Fewer, now.

22: Which is better, Deep Impact or the Matrix? Clue.

23: What do you think of yaoi? What do you think of yuri?

24: What are you doing right now? Making clickey-clickey with the keys.

25: What was your favorite cartoon as a kid? Ninja Turtles.

26: Make a fist. Do you feel manly now? No, I feel like a moron 'cause I'm sitting in fromt of the computer, trying to type with one hand fist-ified.

27: What color is my underwear? You don't know? Poor thing...

28: Malice Mizer or Pierrot? Wadsworth.

29: Where do you want to get married? The same place my fiancee is, I hope.

30: What do you hear right now? The computer fan, and the keys going clickey-clickey.

31: What is the most random thing you ever told someone? Mittens!

32: Pepsi or Coke? Root Beer

33: Have you ever gotten drunk? No. But I'm constantly sleep deprived and often act like I am.

34: Have you ever tried drugs? No. Havent' you ever seen a druggie? I cherish my awareness, thank you.

35: Have you ever gone hang gliding? Have you ever been hanged?

36: Can you say the alphabet backwards with no problems at all? Yes. Unless you count having had enough spare time to figure out the alphabet backwars a problem.

37: What movie can, without fail, always make you cry? Crossroads. I dont' even have to see it. The concept of Britney Spears acting is enough to make Satan himself cry. Which is really hard to do when he's partly responsible...

38: Where are your hands right now? Attached to my arms.

39: How much money do you have right now? Five million nothings.

40: Do you want a giraffe? Only if it's an elephant.

41: Are you annoyed with this quiz yet? Maybe. I dunno.

42: What do you think of Britney Spears? I think I already answered that, actually.

43: Meow? It's a dolphin!

44: If you could have one wish granted in the entire world, what would it be? Okay, I'm rewording: any wish I wanted besides world peace and all that shit: For all of humanity's mistakes to be undone. IN other words, the end of the workd as we know it. (And I'll feel fine.)

45: What did you think of this quiz? Did? Im still taking it!.

46: Who sent this to you? It was on someone's uJournal.

47: Who is least likely to respond? Everyone in the whole fucking world. Except Heather.

48: Do you have a shout out? No.

49: Chocolate or Vanilla? Mint.

50: How bored are you now? I live here. I'm never not bored out of my freakin' mind.

(I've already done this one, so it was quicker to put up tan Anne's. I'll do that one later.)

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