Amazing how one person can affect others so much without actually doing anything to at least one of them.
He's my current wouldn't-say-crush-but-is-a-really-cool-person-and-I'd-totally-be-with-him-given-the-opportunity-and-his-invitation guy. I'd acronymify that, but it'd still be a reallyreallybiglong thing.
He is also Heather's curent obsession/claimed guy/God/whatever, after the trip to Canada they both went on for French club. As mentioned, he's a really cool person. I knew before Heather, but just 'cause I had to work with him in the musical, since he was the other reporter and we had nothing else that was really "ours" in the musical. Anyway, Heather ended up doing stuff with him seinng as how (Woo! Speech-but-not-print grammar!) he was with the group of people Heather went around doing stuff with. At least, that's how she made it sound.
I'm 99% sure he's gay. It sorta pisses Heather off. Well, not sorta. I mean, he's an art-y person, does everything he can as far as drama goes, hangs out with the same girls all the time, yet has never (to my or some people who would know better's knowledge) dated them. Or any other girl. Much like me. 'Cept for Homecoming, which I did 'cause she asked and I didn't want to be a jerk. There's also more subtle things that I just can't put into words... And he just... Looks. Gay. Really, he does! Not that there's any way to tell gay people apart from otheres just by looking at them, as far as well... anything, but somehow he does. It's not his clothes, 'casue other peopel wearing what he wears would look straight. It's not his hair, or his physical features, or his mannerisms, or how he talks, I just... I dunno, it's like some sort of aura that only other gay people and a few well-tuned straights can read. (Hence, the invention of the therm "gaydar".) Maybe it's some manifestation of the few abilities of humans that arent' neccisarily explainable by science. Maybe being gay causes the brain to send out some signal that other gays (and a few well-tuned straights) sense. Given that their brain is sending the same signals, it would be able to interpret them. Makes a little sense, doesn't it?
Anyway, I now cannot look at him without seeing gay. It's just not possible anymore. I was sorta hoping before, but now its just
Fox:**Sees that guy**
Fox's brain: Gay. Totally gay.
So, despite the fact that it'll piss Heather off (And maybe a little bit because it will), I'm starting a scale of how gay he looks on any day I see him. (Suggestions for names are welcome.)
The scale:
0 - Doesn't look gay at all.
1 - Looks sorta gay. Probably just 'cause it's him.
2 - Probably not gonna show up often. Used when I can't ell if he looks gay 'cause it's him or because he does actually look somewhat gay.
3 - Just looks gay.
4 - Looks really gay.
5 - Looks really, really gay. So gay it's a wonder there aren't rumors gay. Gayer than Rosie gay. So gay-looking I'd totally be pouncing him if it werent' for the fact that 1) I don't wanne let the school know about me just yet, and 2) Usually when I see him he's at the end of the lunch line, across the cafeteria, with a tray full of food that I wouldn't want spilled on anyone. Plus, I get the feeling that if I attempted to run across my school's cafeteria to pounce someone, I'd wind up in a serious accident involving a chair, a backback, and some fries before I got halfway there.
Today was 2.
(Monday was 8. _~-^)
He's my current wouldn't-say-crush-but-is-a-really-cool-person-and-I'd-totally-be-with-him-given-the-opportunity-and-his-invitation guy. I'd acronymify that, but it'd still be a reallyreallybiglong thing.
He is also Heather's curent obsession/claimed guy/God/whatever, after the trip to Canada they both went on for French club. As mentioned, he's a really cool person. I knew before Heather, but just 'cause I had to work with him in the musical, since he was the other reporter and we had nothing else that was really "ours" in the musical. Anyway, Heather ended up doing stuff with him seinng as how (Woo! Speech-but-not-print grammar!) he was with the group of people Heather went around doing stuff with. At least, that's how she made it sound.
I'm 99% sure he's gay. It sorta pisses Heather off. Well, not sorta. I mean, he's an art-y person, does everything he can as far as drama goes, hangs out with the same girls all the time, yet has never (to my or some people who would know better's knowledge) dated them. Or any other girl. Much like me. 'Cept for Homecoming, which I did 'cause she asked and I didn't want to be a jerk. There's also more subtle things that I just can't put into words... And he just... Looks. Gay. Really, he does! Not that there's any way to tell gay people apart from otheres just by looking at them, as far as well... anything, but somehow he does. It's not his clothes, 'casue other peopel wearing what he wears would look straight. It's not his hair, or his physical features, or his mannerisms, or how he talks, I just... I dunno, it's like some sort of aura that only other gay people and a few well-tuned straights can read. (Hence, the invention of the therm "gaydar".) Maybe it's some manifestation of the few abilities of humans that arent' neccisarily explainable by science. Maybe being gay causes the brain to send out some signal that other gays (and a few well-tuned straights) sense. Given that their brain is sending the same signals, it would be able to interpret them. Makes a little sense, doesn't it?
Anyway, I now cannot look at him without seeing gay. It's just not possible anymore. I was sorta hoping before, but now its just
Fox:**Sees that guy**
Fox's brain: Gay. Totally gay.
So, despite the fact that it'll piss Heather off (And maybe a little bit because it will), I'm starting a scale of how gay he looks on any day I see him. (Suggestions for names are welcome.)
The scale:
0 - Doesn't look gay at all.
1 - Looks sorta gay. Probably just 'cause it's him.
2 - Probably not gonna show up often. Used when I can't ell if he looks gay 'cause it's him or because he does actually look somewhat gay.
3 - Just looks gay.
4 - Looks really gay.
5 - Looks really, really gay. So gay it's a wonder there aren't rumors gay. Gayer than Rosie gay. So gay-looking I'd totally be pouncing him if it werent' for the fact that 1) I don't wanne let the school know about me just yet, and 2) Usually when I see him he's at the end of the lunch line, across the cafeteria, with a tray full of food that I wouldn't want spilled on anyone. Plus, I get the feeling that if I attempted to run across my school's cafeteria to pounce someone, I'd wind up in a serious accident involving a chair, a backback, and some fries before I got halfway there.
Today was 2.
(Monday was 8. _~-^)
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