Heh. Lesbian comidiennes rock. At least, the two I saw last night do.

"You see, there's this thing about gay people that straght's just don't get. I'm not quite sure how to put it, 'cause it's sorta... oh yeah, that's it! **Bluntly** We look just like you!"

And another:

"We were dirving along **Mimes driving**... I was driving. As you can tell from this handy mime here! **Looks at how she's miming driving** Who actually drives like this? How do you turn? **Keeps hands unnaturally close for driving, as she's been miming, and turns the "wheel", oddly** I drive like this: **Mimes holding the wheel at the bottom with one hand, the other arm's elbow resting in the "window"**. Actually, I drive like this: **Raises elbow muchly**, 'cause I drive a big truck. **sarcasticly** Surprise! **Normal** I also have a big dog, a cat, and this is the only shirt I have that isn't flannel. I'm the most stereotypical lesbiam you'll ever meet. It's not my fault! All those other women copied me!"

Unfortunately, I don't remember their names...