I bit Mattern today.
But when you consider the circumstances, it's not exactly that odd.
I was at a computer in school, and he was reaching around me from behind to hit the keys that close the open window, as he has many times before, 'cause he's a jerk. As I was fending him off, he grabbed my arms, so I couldn't hit or kick him. I could, however, bite his hand, so I lunged and my upper teeth hit, and possibly my lower teeth, but he pulled away very fast and was freaked out by the fact that I "bit" him, even though I didn't really, I suppose. If I'd mamaged to really bite him, he wouldn't have been able to pull away so quickly.
So while I'm on the computer, he stole one of my books. Since he's in my next period class, I just went in, whapped him with my Latin book, and demaded the book. He gave it back, then attempted to hurt me by twisting my arm behind my back and such, but it didn't hurt. He doesn't seem aware of that, but I was laughing as he did it, and it takes a lot to get me to laugh when I'm in at-school-apathetic mode.
And Odafe was oblivious to it, naturally.
At least he and his group will probably forget their whole "Mayo's gay 'cause he said he doesn't label himself as heterosexual and we choose to ignore that he said that because he doesn't give himself any labels, which is a really stupid reason to assume someone's gay, especially when he said what he actually said instead of the aforemetioned oversimplified version" thing.
Woot. ^_^
But when you consider the circumstances, it's not exactly that odd.
I was at a computer in school, and he was reaching around me from behind to hit the keys that close the open window, as he has many times before, 'cause he's a jerk. As I was fending him off, he grabbed my arms, so I couldn't hit or kick him. I could, however, bite his hand, so I lunged and my upper teeth hit, and possibly my lower teeth, but he pulled away very fast and was freaked out by the fact that I "bit" him, even though I didn't really, I suppose. If I'd mamaged to really bite him, he wouldn't have been able to pull away so quickly.
So while I'm on the computer, he stole one of my books. Since he's in my next period class, I just went in, whapped him with my Latin book, and demaded the book. He gave it back, then attempted to hurt me by twisting my arm behind my back and such, but it didn't hurt. He doesn't seem aware of that, but I was laughing as he did it, and it takes a lot to get me to laugh when I'm in at-school-apathetic mode.
And Odafe was oblivious to it, naturally.
At least he and his group will probably forget their whole "Mayo's gay 'cause he said he doesn't label himself as heterosexual and we choose to ignore that he said that because he doesn't give himself any labels, which is a really stupid reason to assume someone's gay, especially when he said what he actually said instead of the aforemetioned oversimplified version" thing.
Woot. ^_^
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