Monday, June 30, 2003

Who in their Right Mind Thinks that High School Students Will Test Best on a Saturday Morning? And SAT Scores

I got my SAT results yesterday. 710 in both math and verbal. That, with a 34 ACT, a slightly above 4.0 GPA, and involvement in school activities, means that so long as I don't completely ass up any essays, I can pretty much get into whatever college I want.

Whee.

Friday, June 27, 2003

Title! And Quote!

Quote of the Day:
"It must be a Transcendental penny. It doesn't want to be with the others." - Me, when some of the exact change I was paying rolled off.

Saturday, June 21, 2003

Accounting for time spent eating dinner, I read the new Harry Potter book in less than six hours.

Sad, I know, but I'd've finished any not-un-interesting book in that period of time, though maybe not so uninterrrupted-except-for-dinnerly, because I am a voracious reader.

But not a vermicious knid.

Friday, June 06, 2003

Quote of the Day:
"If curling is an olympic sport, the oral sex is adultury! In fact, oralsex should be an olympic sport! Because it's sure as hell harder than curling, and if you're good at it, you deserve a medal!" - Lewis Black, in his new Comedy Central special.